So I know my loyal follower(s) will be crushed that there's no hilarious joke(s) tonight. But I'm sure there will be other times that make up for it. Um..... I guess you still want something though, so... I saw a hypnotist tonight. He was amusing, and the people who were hypnotized are so out of it. Alright, what do people usually see in my blog?
Um...
Fuck^5
Balls
Rageface
Stupid analogies
Approximately three brilliant jokes
Just um.... You know what; It's time for fucking mad libs!
I cannot fucking (Verb) this. This is so (Derogitory adjective) That it's just (Adjective)! (Glee cast member) Was so fucking hackneyed and corny! The only redeeming (Noun) about this episode was (Noun, followed by either a noun or verb)! Seriously. Although I did like Sue's (Noun) and Britney was a(n) (adjective) tonight, as always. All in all, this episode was a complete and utter (Whatever the fuck you want). Without (Plot point or character) from Season one motivating the (Noun) this show has really (verb). Sincerely (Your name)
Post your completed form in the comments below. Best one gets posted next week in my blog (Since there will be a total of about zero, I need more followers)
(Also don't tell, that's my formula for writing reviews.)
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
What the flying puck is this pucking bullshit. Seriously, fuck it.
So according to random unconfirmed sources, Puck has been cut from Glee. I thought as much when he wasn't in it last week, but really? What the hell? He was my favorite fucking character. He was a badass with a soul, he could have been so fleshed out.... God damn it. Fuck you Puck's Actor, Fuck you Glee writing staff, and Puck you anyone who isn't pissed about this.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Season 2 episode 4: "Duets" Acutally more like...... Fuck you, that's a pretty fitting title
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Saturday, October 9, 2010
A couple of predictions for songs coming up, whether now, or later in the season.
So in the last episode (Grilled Cheesus) Puck, or whatever the football douche's name is said he would only sing song's by Jewish singers. I am now 99% sure that He'll be performing Hallelujah by the end of this season.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Gleeview the first: Churchity church church. Season 2 ep 3
So before we dive straight into the reviews, here's a few thoughts:
Alright, first, my thoughts on the series thus far:
The first season was something I haven't seen in a long time; a damned good idea. It had a lot of ideas that were good. It had a decent plot, a constant to worry about, getting to regionals, and an interesting diverse cast that was really quite fleshed out over the season. However, it was too good. In my opinion, it should have went to ways with the finale:-They lose regionals, and the series ends, this was probably the way it would've gone were they canceled
-The WIN regionals, and there isn't a Summer break for the cast, we go right back into training for nationals.
Buuuut. They decided to go with the "Lose regionals, get a second chance" route. This wrecked a lot. Mainly Sue's character. She's a cold heartless bastard, not a secret, caring kindhearted soul. She's only nice to her sister, that's the only time she should be human. The series should've died last May.
Second: My thoughts on this season thus far.
This season really has no sense of direction. I guess their "New Direction" is around in circles, because there's nothing like there was last year. Last year it was "WE HAVE TO WORK FOR REGIONALS!" this year it's "LETS SING FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!" They have a very important matter at hand this season: They need an 11th member. This was great material last year, and was a main focus. This year it's just like "Meh, let's forget about this until we negotiate a contract with bieber haircut douche." If there's any way to describe these episodes, it would be "Filler" now, onto the review....
This is going to be point form, but after this, expect more detailed, fuller reviews. I also have the east coast channels, so These will be up around 6-7 PM EST every Tuesday. Unless I forget.
What I liked:
-Flying Spaghetti monster reference
-Sue shows her human side in the proper place. She has a scene with her sister and it's very interesting. We also get more backstory to her, which is always wonderful and interesting.
-Some of the songs were catchy, the opener, and closer were both pretty cool.
-There were a couple of just inside jokes I laughed at because my circle of friends is like that, but that's not on purpose.
-Britney is yet again the best member of the show, having brilliantly funny lines.
-The church scene. For reasons you'll see later, I laughed my ass off.
-Grilled Cheesus, and Finn's shenanigans
-Rachel's cover of Stryzan's song. I laughed at how melodramatic she is.
What I didn't like:
-The "Shocking"/"Dramatic" twist was so damned predictable I couldn't care less about it.
-The premise of this episode was really half assed. Don't do something controversial like Religion and end with it being all happy. Have the conflict still there. Also, with religious episodes, you WILL lose some of your audience, because people get offended at the drop of a pin (Read: If you're offended by this, then stop reading it)
-Their cover of "I wanna hold your hand" They did the Across the universe cover (Slower, sadder) and honestly, my friend's have done much better jobs with this song. Their version sounded autotuned and heartless. Serena's was cooler.
-The general mood of this episode was really bland. It was supposed to be all "YOU WILL CRY!" but it was more "You will feel a little bit of pity for one character for three scenes kinda" I felt worse for that kid who sang Billionaire then I did for Puck.
So that's it for now.
Alright, first, my thoughts on the series thus far:
The first season was something I haven't seen in a long time; a damned good idea. It had a lot of ideas that were good. It had a decent plot, a constant to worry about, getting to regionals, and an interesting diverse cast that was really quite fleshed out over the season. However, it was too good. In my opinion, it should have went to ways with the finale:-They lose regionals, and the series ends, this was probably the way it would've gone were they canceled
-The WIN regionals, and there isn't a Summer break for the cast, we go right back into training for nationals.
Buuuut. They decided to go with the "Lose regionals, get a second chance" route. This wrecked a lot. Mainly Sue's character. She's a cold heartless bastard, not a secret, caring kindhearted soul. She's only nice to her sister, that's the only time she should be human. The series should've died last May.
Second: My thoughts on this season thus far.
This season really has no sense of direction. I guess their "New Direction" is around in circles, because there's nothing like there was last year. Last year it was "WE HAVE TO WORK FOR REGIONALS!" this year it's "LETS SING FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES!" They have a very important matter at hand this season: They need an 11th member. This was great material last year, and was a main focus. This year it's just like "Meh, let's forget about this until we negotiate a contract with bieber haircut douche." If there's any way to describe these episodes, it would be "Filler" now, onto the review....
This is going to be point form, but after this, expect more detailed, fuller reviews. I also have the east coast channels, so These will be up around 6-7 PM EST every Tuesday. Unless I forget.
What I liked:
-Flying Spaghetti monster reference
-Sue shows her human side in the proper place. She has a scene with her sister and it's very interesting. We also get more backstory to her, which is always wonderful and interesting.
-Some of the songs were catchy, the opener, and closer were both pretty cool.
-There were a couple of just inside jokes I laughed at because my circle of friends is like that, but that's not on purpose.
-Britney is yet again the best member of the show, having brilliantly funny lines.
-The church scene. For reasons you'll see later, I laughed my ass off.
-Grilled Cheesus, and Finn's shenanigans
-Rachel's cover of Stryzan's song. I laughed at how melodramatic she is.
What I didn't like:
-The "Shocking"/"Dramatic" twist was so damned predictable I couldn't care less about it.
-The premise of this episode was really half assed. Don't do something controversial like Religion and end with it being all happy. Have the conflict still there. Also, with religious episodes, you WILL lose some of your audience, because people get offended at the drop of a pin (Read: If you're offended by this, then stop reading it)
-Their cover of "I wanna hold your hand" They did the Across the universe cover (Slower, sadder) and honestly, my friend's have done much better jobs with this song. Their version sounded autotuned and heartless. Serena's was cooler.
-The general mood of this episode was really bland. It was supposed to be all "YOU WILL CRY!" but it was more "You will feel a little bit of pity for one character for three scenes kinda" I felt worse for that kid who sang Billionaire then I did for Puck.
So that's it for now.
Possible FAQs, and stuff.
So to clear things up, first thing I thought of was a couple of FAQs (Of course, this has like 0 views at time of writing, so they aren't really Frequently asked.... Or even asked... Hell, some won't even be questions.
-Q:What's the deal with Gleeviewer? Is it because you watch glee?
-A: Nnnnope. It's a hybrid of "Glee" and "Reviewer" Because I'm funny bitches.
-Q: What's your name?
-A: What's your shirt size? Why the hell does it matter? You can call me whatever you want. Bobby works though.
-Q: What gives you the right to criticize this show? Let's see you do something better
-A: Give me a cast of B list actors, and the gazillion dollar budget this show has, and I gladly will. That's not the point of critics, we can point out flaws in things even if we haven't made something greater. Also, what gives you the right to criticize my criticisms? Let's see you critique something better.
-Q: Why do you dislike Glee so much?
-A: I don't. I loved the first season, but it should have ended there. Now it's just cashing in. The ending would've been better and more true to the story if they didn't get a second chance. Now it's just filler, pop songs, and cash ins on celebrities. The characters have been developed pretty damn fully, why ruin what we had?
-Q: Do you review solely glee? Or is this a blog for whatever
-A: Glee is the main focus of this blog, but I get angry easily, so expect other rants on here.
-Q: How many potatoes can you fit up your nose?
-A: Depends on if they're regular or sweet potato, and also how in season they are, but the average is probably around five.
More to come as I'm actually asked questions/think of more.
-Q:What's the deal with Gleeviewer? Is it because you watch glee?
-A: Nnnnope. It's a hybrid of "Glee" and "Reviewer" Because I'm funny bitches.
-Q: What's your name?
-A: What's your shirt size? Why the hell does it matter? You can call me whatever you want. Bobby works though.
-Q: What gives you the right to criticize this show? Let's see you do something better
-A: Give me a cast of B list actors, and the gazillion dollar budget this show has, and I gladly will. That's not the point of critics, we can point out flaws in things even if we haven't made something greater. Also, what gives you the right to criticize my criticisms? Let's see you critique something better.
-Q: Why do you dislike Glee so much?
-A: I don't. I loved the first season, but it should have ended there. Now it's just cashing in. The ending would've been better and more true to the story if they didn't get a second chance. Now it's just filler, pop songs, and cash ins on celebrities. The characters have been developed pretty damn fully, why ruin what we had?
-Q: Do you review solely glee? Or is this a blog for whatever
-A: Glee is the main focus of this blog, but I get angry easily, so expect other rants on here.
-Q: How many potatoes can you fit up your nose?
-A: Depends on if they're regular or sweet potato, and also how in season they are, but the average is probably around five.
More to come as I'm actually asked questions/think of more.
Introduction: Welcome, and all that stuff.
Hi, so It's Bobby, some of you might know me, anyone off the internet probably doesn't. So anyways, I noticed that this season of Glee is seriously bad in comparison to the original, even just the pilot and first few episodes. It's just filler. So I decided to do what I do best, and criticize the hell out of it. I'll go into details, spoiler free, but laced with vulgarity, about how the show declined, what I'd do to improve it, and why they should have just stopped. So with that said, people should know a few things:
-I started this as of the date of this post, so as of now ,the first 2 episodes of Season 2 are un-reviewed, but I'll get to that eventually probably.
-I'm really damned bias, so don't take this personally if you disagree
-These views are purely opinionated, don't reflect anyone other than myself and yeah. The material I'm talking about is copy-written by Fox, and the song's respective publishers. So yeah, with that said, my first review, or "Gleeview" because It's a review based on glee, and I'm the funniest person ever, will be up shortly.
-I started this as of the date of this post, so as of now ,the first 2 episodes of Season 2 are un-reviewed, but I'll get to that eventually probably.
-I'm really damned bias, so don't take this personally if you disagree
-These views are purely opinionated, don't reflect anyone other than myself and yeah. The material I'm talking about is copy-written by Fox, and the song's respective publishers. So yeah, with that said, my first review, or "Gleeview" because It's a review based on glee, and I'm the funniest person ever, will be up shortly.
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